I'm Ted. 23. Guns. Humor. Airplanes. Other things. Mostly guns.

cerebralzero:

cerebralzero:

Lately I have been seeing quite a few people I follow reblogging gun pictures from a blog called wndllfull and I just wanted to give you guys a heads up that everytime you do that you are spreading malware because all of his posts and his blog contain links to malware.

Bringing this back because I think a few people missed it.

War was always here. Before man was, war waited for him. The ultimate trade awaiting its ultimate practitioner.
- Cormac McCarthy, Blood Meridian. (via tactical-honey-badgers-dont-die)

If you’re travelling this weekend in Ohio specifically, be careful. I just got a speeding ticket for 15 over when my cruise control was set at the speed limit. I hate to sound like a tinfoil hat wearing nut, but it’s straight revenue generation/quota meeting. 4 big rigs pulled over within 5 miles yesterday and a dodge Neon pulled over not 3 miles before I was.

You bet your ass I’m taking it to court though. 

Anonymous asked:
6 foot tall russian guy. i make the lifts. i like cars guns computers smoking netlfix and going on adventures. favorite foods are orange chicken, vodka, bbq pizza, i watch mad movies and always have something good to watch on netflix. 8 inch cock, huge balls, my eyes are blue and grey. i can fix anything electric or mechanical. jet black hair cus i dye it im a blonde. kinda pale.

Legs and bolts work best when open
shar-fireshar answered:

Ok who are you this can’t be real lol


Lev was this you?

toocatsoriginals:

Canada’s NATO Twitter account brings the snark on the Russia/Ukraine dispute…
toocatsoriginals:

Canada’s NATO Twitter account brings the snark on the Russia/Ukraine dispute…

toocatsoriginals:

Canada’s NATO Twitter account brings the snark on the Russia/Ukraine dispute…

I’ll say this. Nicki Minaj is a genius. No- not that kind of genius. Not the kind of genius that Kanye thinks he is. No, she’s a genius in marketing and understanding what sells. She knows that the talent she has, and she does possess some talent in terms of articulation and rhythm, aren’t enough to attain the kind of success she strives for. She knows that catchy sampled snippets and gif-ready poses and videos are what sells. She understands the psychology of the average consumer and she manipulates and controls them with utter absolution. She’s not out there to be an artist- she’s out there to make money and make a name for herself. And if the road to her goal is through infamy, then so be it; she knows the price of infamy and is willing to pay it. So even if I don’t really like her music or her as a person, I respect her ability to commit to an image and use her most marketable aspects effectively. 
- The smartest thing I’ve ever heard anyone say about Nicki Minaj. (via whythatsbullshit)

amjayes:

"One thing remained a horror for me - flying over a crest with people standing on the side of the road behind it. You are flying. You can´t steer. You can´t brake. In your mind you can already see what it might look like if you drove into them. It crossed my mind time and again, in a situation like that, there could be 30 people dead." - Walter Röhrl

tadpole-in-a-tuxedo:

DEAR SWEET GOD

I WAS TRYING TO EDIT THIS GIF:

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AND THIS MONSTROSITY HAPPENED

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GOD ON HIGH HEAR MY PRAYER

anarchoskeleton420:

Shouts out to strippers who don’t file their earnings with the IRS

Y’all the real heroes of the anarchist movement 🙏🙏🙏

alexbbypls:

princeowl:

really sick of seeing so much hate directed towards the police on here. look, we get it, you prefer sting’s solo work, i like it too alright? that doesnt mean ‘every little thing she does is magic’ and ‘can’t stand losing you’ arent awesome jams. ‘roxanne’ and ‘don’t stand so close to me’ are classic, don’t even get me started on ‘spirits in the material world’. just stop ok? 

This is the best post.

dulect:

cannibalsuxx:

ass-ume:

getsby:

koolkidseatgreens:

Well ok Kesha, maybe it’s because you’re an auto tuned peice of shit who shouldn’t be famous, you have no Buisness being in the music industry, it’s not even your music you fuck, someone else wrote it for you to record and them to auto tune yourself. And it’s not at all good . It’s not positive either. So complain some more.

I don’t know if you know this, tumblr user koolkidseatgreens, but Ke$ha is a certified genius. She has an IQ over 140 and an SAT score of 1500. When she was younger she would go to the library and do research for fun. Ke$ha is a both feminist and an advocate for equal marriage/rights for people of any sexuality, being a queer woman herself.

Ke$ha is a smart, professional woman, and just because she sings songs about wanting to let loose and have fun every once in a while doesn’t make her a piece of shit.

Ke$ha’s songs are meant to point out the sexism in our media. She treats men the same way many men in the music industry treat women, and she is hated on for it. Relentlessly. She sings on multiple occasions about taking charge in a sexual relationship, of how she only uses men for their body parts. She sexualizes men to make them uncomfortable. She sexualizes men for a reaction, so that people can both see why women are so uncomfortable with their sexualization and also to point out the inequality between the sexes both in the media and in the world at large.

She is judged so harshly for singing about things that make many men famous.

If you listen to Ke$ha’s deconstructed album you will see that she actually has some talent, which may be hard to hear because she does in fact use a fair amount of autotune. This is because of her genre and because of the kind of music she chooses to create as an artist. Ke$ha may not write her songs, but this doesn’t meant she isn’t a good artist or a good person. This doesn’t mean she deserves your harsh words. Some singers are good at writing, but that’s hardly a requirement. Last time I checked whether or not you can sing has nothing to do with whether or not you’re a poet.

You should not be calling anyone a piece of shit, my friend, especially someone you’ve never sat down and had a conversation (or even taken the time to wonder about her feelings!), but if anyone deserves that kind of language it’s not Ke$ha.

You may think that by shaming women for expressing their sexuality and having fun every once in a while, that you are somehow abolishing sexism. That in weeding out the less ‘deserving’ women you are gaining our sex more respect. This is not the case, and the fact that you and many others feel such a strong need to shame this woman who has done nothing wrong, especially not to you, shows that we still have a very far way to go.

I would reblog this a thousand times over

also Ke$ha was a song writer for britney spears

cwphotoetc:

I love jalopenos! #mcdonalds #waytobenewtonfalls

You say Juh-lah-pen-os
I say Jal-o-peh-nos
When really its pronounced hal-o-pen-yos
cwphotoetc:

I love jalopenos! #mcdonalds #waytobenewtonfalls

You say Juh-lah-pen-os
I say Jal-o-peh-nos
When really its pronounced hal-o-pen-yos

cwphotoetc:

I love jalopenos! #mcdonalds #waytobenewtonfalls

You say Juh-lah-pen-os

I say Jal-o-peh-nos

When really its pronounced hal-o-pen-yos