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rifleweeb:

Meanwhile, in gunblr chat…

punishedzergface:

[11:16:08 PM] Nick: Japan sent us to hell

[11:16:13 PM] Nick: But we’re gonna go deeper

[11:16:19 PM] Nick: Valk

[11:16:24 PM] Nick: I’m already a weaboo

these are so frickin intense pls send me them

A. If you could get away with one murder in your lifetime without any legal, social, or emotional repercussions, would you kill someone?
B. What is your first thought when you receive a message on Tumblr, are you excited for the idea of someone from potentially the other side of the world wanting to talk to you or fearful that someone will criticize you?
C. Have you ever looked down on someone because you thought your religious views were superior?
D. Would you rather know everything the universe has to offer but in exchange lose all emotions or remain the way you are now?
E. If you could live and be healthy without sleeping or eating/drinking, which would you cut out of your life?
F. If you could take on the exact body and form of anyone else on Earth, who would it be?
G. Would you rather burn or freeze to death?
H. If it meant it would solve all world hunger, war, disease and bigotry, would you spend the rest of eternity in Hell?
I. Was the first crush in your life something you had or something someone had on you?
J. Could you live without having sex ever (again) in exchange for eternal youth?
K. Have you ever watched a full length pornographic movie?
L. The Beatles or The Rolling Stones?
M. If you could have the ability to manipulate matter or energy, which would you choose?
N. What was the worst nightmare you ever had?
O. Would you rather spend one year with your one true love just to never see them again or the rest of your life with second best?
P. All the sequels/remakes/adaptations/rip-offs in movies nowadays, good or bad?
Q. Would you rather be dirt poor and emotionally fulfilled in life or be rich beyond imagination and emotionally dissatisfied for life?
R. Do you have any (secret) feelings of bigotry to any group of people?
S. Would you rather be the only person in the world that can read minds or have everyone else in the world be able to read minds except for your own?
T. If everyone in the world would automatically only know one language, which language would you choose?
U. If you were old enough and not in a situation where it would be inappropriate, would you sleep with one of your (past) school teachers/professors?
V. A world without religion, good, bad, neutral?
W. The men's rights movement, legitimate cause or laughable, and why?
X. You can eliminate one of your five senses to substantially strengthen the others, which one and would you do it?
Y. Do looks mean anything to you? Don't lie, could you fall in love with someone you thought was ugly?
Z. Can you understand the mindset and logic used by the opposite spiritual opinion? An atheist understanding the belief in a higher power and vice versa.
freeoftheground:

^What he saidSigned, CIAMOSSADMI6FSBCommunist Party of ChinaNorth KoreaTalibanFurguson Police Department

Oh damn. Very valid point man.You forgot COINTELPRO and Hoover’s FIB and FBI in general.But shit. Good call.
freeoftheground:

^What he saidSigned, CIAMOSSADMI6FSBCommunist Party of ChinaNorth KoreaTalibanFurguson Police Department

Oh damn. Very valid point man.You forgot COINTELPRO and Hoover’s FIB and FBI in general.But shit. Good call.

freeoftheground:

^What he said

Signed,

CIA
MOSSAD
MI6
FSB
Communist Party of China
North Korea
Taliban
Furguson Police Department

Oh damn. Very valid point man.

You forgot COINTELPRO and Hoover’s FIB and FBI in general.

But shit. Good call.

unclefather:

please don’t get your pets high. they trust you and they love you. and it is really bad for them and can make them sick or kill them. please be a responsible pet owner. and it is very upsetting to see a lethargic animal just because you thought it would be funny to blow smoke in their face. 

What do you want people to remember about Breaking Bad?
Anonymous asked:
I tried rubbing elbows with the cigar smokers. I was the very obvious newbie. My friends invited me to this fancy cigar lounge and I obliged, always willing to try new things. My brain improperly registered the cigar as "gargantuan cigarette" and I tried smoking it accordingly. Apparently you aren't supposed to do that. A few more times and I worked out that little hiccup. It was nice, I see the appeal.

Legs and bolts work best when open
reospookwagon answered:

Yeah, you suck it like a straw and keep the smoke in your mouth. It’s more about the flavor than anything else; couple it with coffee or one of those Mexican Cokes with cane sugar and it’s great.


Part of the reason I don’t like cigars. I get it but for me the flavors are bit “robust.” There were some I liked but i couldn’t justify the expense for something that I wouldn’t necessarily enjoy. 

Pipes kinda went the same way but being able to buy smaller quantities of tobacco I got to experiment more. Overall though it took too long and I got lazy and hence why i’m still on cigarettes now. Its funny i complain about overpowered cigars and I smoke Marlboro reds and Parliament Full Flavors when i can find them.

thatwasuzi asked:
Himedere. (No but seriously like a bit of Kuudere, bit of Deredere, bit of Yandere)

Legs and bolts work best when open
reospookwagon answered:

I’m only psychotic when I’m working out bby~


reospookwagon:

thatwasuzi:

Son, I know what you reblog from me and I know what I’ve reblogged from you before.

We’re all a little crazy bro

If it ain’t crazy it ain’t gonna get results :D

Thats some goddamn life advice right there

thatwasuzi asked:
Himedere. (No but seriously like a bit of Kuudere, bit of Deredere, bit of Yandere)

Legs and bolts work best when open
reospookwagon answered:

I’m only psychotic when I’m working out bby~


Son, I know what you reblog from me and I know what I’ve reblogged from you before.

We’re all a little crazy bro

eddave:


the detriments of parting your hair on the right


Well it would explain a lot
eddave:


the detriments of parting your hair on the right


Well it would explain a lot

eddave:

the detriments of parting your hair on the right

Well it would explain a lot