I'm Ted. 23. Guns. Humor. Airplanes. Other things. Mostly guns.

lifesanemotionalrollercoaster:

c4cti:

sometimes i wake up with a very urgent thought on my mind and it’s usually pretty dumb like ‘je suis un pomme' or 'root beer fairytales' but this morning i woke up and sat there for a second and all i could think was

tis i,

the frenchiest fry

I JUST LAUGHED OUT LOUD IN CLASS

spaceplasma:

Planets of Our Solar System

Our solar system officially has eight planets and one star: the Sun. The discovery of an object larger than Pluto in 2005 rekindled the debate over whether such objects, belonging to the Kuiper Belt – a collection of icy bodies located beyond Neptune – should be called planets. Pluto and other large members of the Kuiper Belt are now considered “dwarf planets.”

Planet facts: space-facts.com

rakatakat:

pause your music and listen to this immediately

semperannoying:

TOS-1A Heavy Flame Thrower System (Russia)

TOS-1A Heavy Flame Thrower System is a Russian 220mm 30-barrel (original system, Ob.634 or TOS-1M) or 24-barrel (Ob.634B or TOS-1A) multiple rocket launcher and thermobaric weapon mounted on a T-72 tank chassis. TOS-1 was designed for defeating enemy personnel in fortifications, in open country, and in lightly armoured vehicles and transport. First combat tests took place in 1988-1989 in the Panjshir Valley during the Soviet war in Afghanistan. The TOS-1 was shown for the first time in public in 1999 in Omsk.

The TOS-1 is not used by the artillery units of the Russian Armed Forces but is found in NBC defense units

This seems like “HEARD YOU WERE TALKIN SHIT” in tank form

ittygittydiddynator:

iheichouguys:

lifehackable:

This is potentially life saving information everyone should know.

No you guys this post helped me find my cat. He was missing for almost a month and I’ve had him for over 12 years. After seeing this I put his favorite blanket he always slept on outside hoping he would smell mine or his scent and he was back the next fucking day asleep on it.

When my cat got out, we called and called for him, and then, later that night, I remembered similar advice to this, and so put his little scratching pad, which he adores, on the front porch. Not even half an hour later, I heard a thump, opened the door, and there was his big butt, meowing at me.
ittygittydiddynator:

iheichouguys:

lifehackable:

This is potentially life saving information everyone should know.

No you guys this post helped me find my cat. He was missing for almost a month and I’ve had him for over 12 years. After seeing this I put his favorite blanket he always slept on outside hoping he would smell mine or his scent and he was back the next fucking day asleep on it.

When my cat got out, we called and called for him, and then, later that night, I remembered similar advice to this, and so put his little scratching pad, which he adores, on the front porch. Not even half an hour later, I heard a thump, opened the door, and there was his big butt, meowing at me.

ittygittydiddynator:

iheichouguys:

lifehackable:

This is potentially life saving information everyone should know.

No you guys this post helped me find my cat. He was missing for almost a month and I’ve had him for over 12 years. After seeing this I put his favorite blanket he always slept on outside hoping he would smell mine or his scent and he was back the next fucking day asleep on it.

When my cat got out, we called and called for him, and then, later that night, I remembered similar advice to this, and so put his little scratching pad, which he adores, on the front porch. Not even half an hour later, I heard a thump, opened the door, and there was his big butt, meowing at me.

coreyliftsworld:

Y’all can get pissy I don’t care.

But when I get my drink at 4:50 and by 5:25 have not only finished my entire meal and been waiting, and never once got a drink refill or even checked on, even though I told you I needed one when you brought me the burger, I think you’ve lost the right to get pissy because I gave you a $3 tip on a $9 check.

I mean fuck I had to go up to the counter and ask the dude if I could go ahead and have my check and pay there.

I was going to order dessert, but fuck I never got a chance because I never had any one come to my table except once.

Man $3 was way too much for that bullshit.

thedemon-hauntedworld:

Photo sequence of Saturn: 24 February 2009

This Hubble image shows the progression of four of Saturn’s moon as they circle their parent planet. The orange moon in the image is Titan, Saturn’s largest.

Credit: NASA, ESA and the Hubble Heritage Team (STScI/AURA). Acknowledgment: M. Wong (STScI/UC Berkeley) and C. Go (Philippines)

mintsmintsmints:

This mosaic of Jupiter’s ring system was acquired by NASA’s Galileo spacecraft when the Sun was behind the planet, and the spacecraft was in Jupiter’s shadow peering back toward the Sun.
The Jovian ring system is the third ring system to be discovered in the Solar System, after those of Saturn and Uranus. It was first observed in 1979 by the Voyager 1 space probe and thoroughly investigated in the 1990s by the Galileo orbiter.
NASA/JPL/Cornell University
mintsmintsmints:

This mosaic of Jupiter’s ring system was acquired by NASA’s Galileo spacecraft when the Sun was behind the planet, and the spacecraft was in Jupiter’s shadow peering back toward the Sun.
The Jovian ring system is the third ring system to be discovered in the Solar System, after those of Saturn and Uranus. It was first observed in 1979 by the Voyager 1 space probe and thoroughly investigated in the 1990s by the Galileo orbiter.
NASA/JPL/Cornell University

mintsmintsmints:

This mosaic of Jupiter’s ring system was acquired by NASA’s Galileo spacecraft when the Sun was behind the planet, and the spacecraft was in Jupiter’s shadow peering back toward the Sun.

The Jovian ring system is the third ring system to be discovered in the Solar System, after those of Saturn and Uranus. It was first observed in 1979 by the Voyager 1 space probe and thoroughly investigated in the 1990s by the Galileo orbiter.

NASA/JPL/Cornell University

Anonymous asked:
What do you do with a drunken sailor ear-ly in the mornin'?

Legs and bolts work best when open

Stick him in the cabin with the captain’s daughter
Stick him in the cabin with the captain’s daughter
Stick him in the cabin with the captain’s daughter
Ear-ly in the Mornin!


Whey-Hey and up she rises
Whey-Hey and up she rises
Whey-Hey and up she rises
Ear-ly in the Mornin

Out of ammunition. God save the King.
- One of the last transmissions sent from the surrounded British paratroopers in Arnheim during the ill-fated Operation Market Garden, 1944. (via bantarleton)

fresnel149:

operatorsgonnaoperate:

gruene-teufel:

bolt-carrier-assembly:

operatorsgonnaoperate:

Technicals.

With the term originating in the 1990’s during the United States occupation of Somalia for local fighters paid with “Technical assistance grants” to protect personnel, “Technicals” has expanded to just about any truck full of armed personnel.

Technicals, a ubiquitous sight in middle eastern countries, are typically described as armed pick up trucks, sporting anything from recoiless rifles to machine guns. Many hi-speed-lo-drag operator types argue that these vehicles are the best way to operate in urban environments, as many vehicles can be armored subtly to keep a “gray man” dynamic, and can operate both on and offroad.

<3

Nothing, especially not a technical, can beat one of these bad boys:

Nothing can compete with these.

I think you are misunderstanding the purpose of a Technical. Technicals aren’t mine resistant, they’re used on off-hand situations when an armed or armored vehicle is needed but not present. They are not intended to provide massive amounts of ballistic protection. Well, most aren’t. I know there’s been a few examples of armored technicals with BMP-1 turrets jury-rigged to a mount in the bed floating around the internet.

And, perhaps to your surprise, MRAP’s aren’t indestructible beasts, either. Technicals are a broad term, and make no mistake in thinking that it’s beyond a desperate insurgent to mount an SPG-9, or even a TOW missile to the bed of a truck and use their newly made Technical as a form of tank-destroyer. And while MRAP’s may offer some degree of protection to most HEAT rounds, I promise you that they are not yet capable of defeating an unguided tandem warhead from a recoiless rifle.

The Libyans went balls-out and even mounted UB-32 rocket pods to technicals. I think even tanks might have a difficult time fending off a barrage of 32 HEAT warheads.

Jesus Fucking Christ.

Also I need a beat up old truck now.