I'm Ted. 23. Guns. Humor. Airplanes. Other things. Mostly guns.

dirty-gunz:

I don’t wanna wear business suits tho. I wanna look like I just came out of a log cabin in Vermont during the winter. I’m talking flannels with the leather elbow patch and jeans and 1000 mile boots

It’s been ridiculously foggy in the early morning on the way home from work that last few days.

I got to listen to this alone in my car. No one else on the highway, few streetlights.

It was perfect. It felt so good to feel so bad, if you’ll excuse the cliche.

crazyforcars:

gearheaddiva:

Ranchero Cobra Jet

Why can’t we have cars today with names like ‘Ranchero…. Cobra…. Jet’?  Say it again, ‘Raaanchero…. Cooobra…. Jet’
crazyforcars:

gearheaddiva:

Ranchero Cobra Jet

Why can’t we have cars today with names like ‘Ranchero…. Cobra…. Jet’?  Say it again, ‘Raaanchero…. Cooobra…. Jet’

crazyforcars:

gearheaddiva:

Ranchero Cobra Jet

Why can’t we have cars today with names like ‘Ranchero…. Cobra…. Jet’?  Say it again, ‘Raaanchero…. Cooobra…. Jet’

aaaaa42:

  • Repeat after me:
  • Death Grips is not “a musical group”
  • Death Grips is not “conceptual art”
  • Death Grips is the very essence of music given physical form and sent down to our plane to foretell the coming of God
  • STOP ROMANTICIZING DEATH GRIPS.

peashooter85:

Fun History Fact,

Despite being portrayed in movies and TV as having a rough, gruff voice, this is what Gen. George S. Patton really sounded like.

From a speech given in Boston, June 1945.

peashooter85:

The Greatest Itching Powder Prank in History

During World War II British intelligence and Secret Services were probably the best at spying and clandestine warfare in all of history.  Almost every major Allied operation had a good amount of deception and trickery which made the Germans chase their own tails on a number of occasions.  Often, their operations depended on advanced technology, a complicated network of spies and double agents, and a great amount of luck.  However, some British spy operations seemed less like James Bond missions and more like childhood mischief.

During the war, the British SOE (Special Operations Executive) began a program to smuggle itching powder into the Third Reich.  The itching powder developed by SOE was no common joke shop itching powder, but a powder so potent that exposure could be excruciating, with some needing hospitalization if exposed.  The itching powder was smuggled into Germany from Switzerland in foot powder tins, where resistance groups working as laundresses and uniform makers sprinkled the powder on military uniforms.  The hardest hit was the German Kriegsmarine (navy), when in October of 1943 25,000 U-Boat uniforms were contaminated with the itching powder.  What resulted was a massive epidemic of severe dermatitis that swept through the U-Boat fleet.  The epidemic was so bad that one U-Boat crew had to turn around return to port for medical treatment. 

German uniforms were not the only target for itching powder attacks.  Other targets including bedding, underwear, and toilet paper.  When a sizable amount of itching powder was smuggled into Norway, the Norwegian resistance made especially effective use of it by sprinkling the powder in condoms.  As a result in Trondheim throughout the war numerous cases of soldiers being hospitalized for extreme pain from their private parts were reported.

kbox-in-the-box:

sktagg23:

Dr. Seuss was not even in the general area of fucking around.

Like Garth Marenghi, Dr. Seuss believed that subtext was for cowards.

awwww-cute:

I asked my friend if she was having a good day today. All she replied with was this
awwww-cute:

I asked my friend if she was having a good day today. All she replied with was this

awwww-cute:

I asked my friend if she was having a good day today. All she replied with was this